some Smillan AU with fairy tales and hot ginger pirate
- I’m Gillan. Captain Gillan. And your name?
- Matt Smith. I’m just an ordinary guy.
- An ordinary guy? Huh, I bet you’re not.
#they’d be such bad pirates though omg #matt would trip over some piratey rope (~technical term) and accidentally push karen overboard #and she can’t swim so he’d have to jump in to save her #and afterwards they’d end up on the deck next to each other all soaking wet and breathless #and instead of being like ‘y-you saved my life’ karen would be like EXCUSE ME I WAS FINE#’karen you were DROWNING’ #’I WASN’T DROWNING I WAS JUST THRASHING AROUND A BIT’#’……..kaz you can’t swim you were drowning’ #’I CAN TOO SWIM’ #’…………..if you say so’ #’I CAN DOGGY PADDLE’ #etc etc #and then they’d go pillage and plunder small caribbean villages #and then they’d make out on piles of treasure the end
matt/kaz au meme - remember me
↳ Jared and Jessica met at the park. He was nine and she was seven, and though she was so much more smaller than him, she claimed to know more. They grew up together and eventually became a couple in high-school. It was love, and sweet to look at. Though if you looked to long, you would probably get diabetes from all the fluff. All that changed when Jess moved to New York with her family. Years later, Jared and Jessica plan to reunite at the same place they met, but just as friends. However, it’s really hard to not fall in love again if you never stopped loving them in the first place.
Karen Gillan and Matt Smith performing a christmas song
#Do you hear these idiots sing? #singing a song of Christmas cheer #It is the music of three people who have had more than one beer #When the BBC cast KatB #unaware of what they’d do #a plan must have been made by these three #to control the world with Whooooooo
Petition for Matt and Karen to make a sitcom.
#OH GOD YES PLEASE #IMAGINE THE STUPIDITY #THEY COULD BE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS #AND KAREN WOULD BE REALLY LOUD AND HAVE FRIENDS OVER ALL THE TIME AND HAVE THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD #AND MATT WOULD BE A WALLFLOWER WHO’S TRYING TO WRITE A NOVEL AND CAN’T DEAL WITH ALL THE NOISE #SO ONE DAY HE KNOCKS ON HER DOOR TERRIFIED TO TRY AND TELL HER TO BE QUIET #AND INSTEAD HE ENDS UP MUMBLING SOMETHING ABOUT BEING OUT OF SUGAR AND DOES SHE HAVE SOME #AND KAREN INVITES HIM IN TO THE PARTY #AND INTODUCES HIM TO HER BROODY BEST FRIEND ARTHUR #BOOM. PILOT.
YES YES YES PLEASE
Matt & Karen
#this is cool #it should be an AU where karen’s a catwalk model and matt’s a lighting guy on fashion shows #and he’s spent a year watching her from backstage and falling head over heels in love with her #and he thinks she’s all cool and classy and collected so he never has the guts to talk to her #but then one night some of the models and crew guys go out for drinks #and after they’ve both had a few matt realizes she’s actually a dorky little weirdo just like he is #and then they MAKE OUT the end
matt + karen
OKAY I WILL I HOPE YOU’RE PREPARED FOR THIS.
WHY I SHIP MATT AND KAREN: A LIST.
What Goes on Confidential…
matt/kaz movie meme
walk me home
Danny has been in love with his best friend Elisa for years. When they were young, he’d throw mud at her or pull on her pigtails just to get a reaction. But now that he’s much older, Danny decides that it’s time to make his move.