I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are
Simon Cowell seriously wasted the opportunity to say, “Simon Says no,” about a thousand times on American Idol and I just can’t forgive him for that.
cumberbatchedfreebitchcillianfan:
Is that the version of Sherlock that comes with this version of John?
And this version of Moriarty and Moran?
It’s like the bizzaro-Sherlock show.
Also, let’s not forget Mycroft:
I’m actually kinda scared right now
And Lestrade too:
Don’t forget Mrs. Hudson!
THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER.
anderson though
oh no not this post again
I just have to reblog it again :D
Molly

but guys
the kitchen is a kitchen
with a toaster
and some pots and pants
and food in the cabinets
notice the lack of beakers and syringes and microscopes and bottles of chemicals
no
This broke my heart
I know Mrs Hudson said she put all his stuff in boxes and suggested John donate it to a school or something but WHY JOHN WHY

timelord-consultant and I made a scale of how tall everyone in our fandoms are.
I NEEDED THIS
SAM IS TALLER THAN THOR
SAM IS TALLER THAN THOR
I’m smaller than all of them.
I’m 5”1!!
there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea
I bet that’s what all the boys were doing to Marius during Empty Chairs.
[older 21-year-old brother voice] need some advice, little man? *pulls chair from under table* *turns it around* *sits in chair backwards* *rolls up sleeves* *rests arms on top of the back of the chair*
I will let you know if I discover anything.

7ns:
OH MY GOD this is so amazing. Because Sherlock for sure noticed that Jim is left handed and he handed him the tea like that in revenge after JIM TOOK HIS ARMCHAIR. Oh my god these two. Let me present you the Napoleon of crime and the genius consulting detective, age 12.
^THIS
If you ever think you’re lazy, just remember that Sherlock had John walk across the room to get his phone out of the jacket he was wearing.
And if you ever think you’re a pushover, just remember that John actually did it.

a universe in which dan is moffat and phil is tumblr
Jennifer Lawrence playing with The Hunger Games action figures during an interview.
an unexpected christmas party